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And you thought the people who shopped at walmart looked weird!

In the future there will be more merch for you to purchase…for right now that is enough stuff for me to whore!

If you want to purchase the DVD or CD then email me and we’ll arrange for payment and delivery.

If you want to say fuck the mail and I just want an audio copy of then you can go to ITUNES.

THE DARKNESS WITHIN BOX SET 2015

I now have a 8 gig USB sticks Box Set for sale which includes:

ALL FOUR DVDS AND BONUS FEATURES

3 BOOTLEG CDS FROM MY ARCHIVES INCLUDING MY FIRST AUDIO CD

SELECTION OF PODCASTS AND INTERVIEWS FROM OVER THE YEARS

Also included are audio versions of my dvds that can be loaded into your phone or itunes.

We are talking over 20 hours of content here for one small price that includes shipping to anywhere in North America.  Other regions we can talk about shipping.  For dvd and cd info just look below cause they are the same.

LIMITED TIME ALL FOR ONLY $35

DVD Pricing: One DVD $23…..Two DVDs $35.

Emotional Terrorism 2013 Release September 12

Yes this is the fourth DVD release.  Will this be the last only time will tell. What you do get is another hour pulled from the last 3 years of living traveling and hating.  The most brutally honest show I have recorded on tape.  The disc is packed with bonus features as well.  Other controversial standup confrontations as well as my first special Laughing Away The Tears is included.

Now Magazine 4N’s out of 5:

Recorded earlier this year in London, Ontario, this disc has all the hallmarks of Frost’s act: the aggressive, confrontational stance, the (playful) picking on someone in the front row by repeatedly calling him (it’s usually a him) “Fucky” and the savage tearing apart of news and pop culture items.

Comedy Uncovered Review:

It’s the first stitch on an open wrist, and we can see it for all that it is… the makings of one of Canada’s greatest comedic monsters of our time.

The Serious Comedy Site Top Ten Relases of 2013
Darren Frost is not for the faint of heart or faint of brain. There are many nasty, in your face, cringe comics out there but there is only one who has a Dora the Explorer golden shower joke and that man is Darren Frost. Emotional Terrorism is a 54-minute trip down the dark rabbit, or rabies hole of his mind. It is funny as hell. It is like nothing you have ever seen before, ever.

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Dead Inside 2010 Release Date October 1st

I know…I know…I said never again.

The main show is another new hour of standup. Also included are documentaries and other bonus features that total another two hours.

Even Hitler knew when to give up.  (If you are young and dont know who hitler is…you can insert many other names of people who should quit)

REVIEW LINKS:

COMEDY REVIEWS 2011

“Frost has designed his own comedic funhouse and he loves watching you make your way through the darkened hallways as he ducks behind a corner, waiting to jump at you when you least expect it. The crowd’s reactions only add fuel to his pyre.”

“Beneath the yelling, the ranting and raving, the intimidating package and the scary presentation of it all, there is genuine heart. That’s hard to find today, not just in comedy, but anywhere. Frost has taken someone Dead Inside and used him to bring life and laughter.”

Dr Bristol’s Top Ten Comedy DVD’s of 2010

“If there’s anyone else out there plowing the road Darren Frost is on, there’s no way they’re doing it anywhere near as well. Funny, sick, twisted and absolutely for an adult audience not afraid to step out on the ledge with him, Frost holds nothing and no one sacred, including himself.  This is daring, gutsy comedy and we are lucky that we have a man brave and honest enough to plunge in and do it, taboos and repercussions be damned.”

http://theseriouscomedysite.com/showreview.php?r_id=1951

“Like children in BBQ sauce Darren Frost is an acquired taste.  Nasty and funny stand-up comedy by a master of the genre. ”

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the main show is one hour and includes the following:

Being a Dirty Comic

Screeched In

Special Needs

Midget Wrestling

The Future

Rape Wings

Generational Relativity

Hoarders

The Beheading

Mouth Herpes

Grande Prairie

Fatherhood/Turning 39

Fucky’s Revenge

the bonus features is an additional 2 hours of content with:

20 years of regret: an hour mini doc of the phases of my career including footage from the 90’s I wish didn’t exist

Bonus standup that was filmed only weeks before the pressing of the dvd…for all that up to date justin bieber slagging

A look at controversy from the kingston show incident to the whole beheading problems of the last two years.

what more can you handle it is almost three fucking hours long cunts

Better Left Unsaid: Smashing The SoundBoard Tour 08

REVIEW LINK:

http://theseriouscomedysite.com/showreview.php?r_id=1262

Darren Frost is to comedy what The Exorcist is to movies.  If you like edgy dark comedy, Darren Frost is your guy. You also have to respect a comic who refuses to give in to ordinary.”

3 Hours Of So Called ComedyThis is the second full length dvd release. Over ninety minutes of standup material written over the last two years.IntroMagic Box8 Limbed BabyHistoryNo FrillsNo RefundsCancerHatemail IntroHatemail Response

Black Faggot

Animals

AssBeard

Fuck The Kids

All Inclusive

Dentist

Condoms

Plus over 2 Hours of bonus material including:

Headwound: a full show performing to 28 people in a club that fits 200. 22 of the crowd had a brain injury. Imagine the gold…now double it…

Hammerfight: windsor ontario..five steriod monkeys try to take over the show…it went down harder than (insert lame cliche here)

Various Standup Clips: Some material is too topical to keep in a long form set so here is the grab bag of hate…this is the nice way to say watch me make funn of anna nicole smith

Assault Analysis: Tired of watching me go down like a bitch in internet youtube pixellation form…now you can watch the full version. You get so much better screen definition you can see my heart break.

LAUGHING AWAY THE TEARS: HATE TO LIVE TOUR 05

REVIEW LINK:

http://theseriouscomedysite.com/showreview.php?r_id=677

“Darren Frost Laughing Away The Laughter is a must have 2 comedy DVD set for anyone who believes comedy is for adults with an open mind.  This is a high-quality, big-time studio production. The picture quality and sound for the stand-up show is flawless as is most everything in the extras section.  Frost is a great stand-up comic who is so beyond the edge whatever is left of Sam Kinison is rolling in its grave.”

This was one special night that I filmed for posterity in Ottawa. I was building a set that was to become this dvd presented in the way my act is best suited: warts and all. Just like my audio cd before this, I recorded all my shows in case things went badly. In this case I believe it was the best show to present to you.

The audio was not enhanced at all….and you only get one angle and no cut aways. I repeat: there was no tampering of this show whatsoever. This will feel like you are right there. I also included a large amount of real bonus features. Extra material that was not in the original show.

I filmed many nights with three pro cameras and the stars never aligned for a great show. That is why I am releasing this dvd the way it is. The is the most real show I own and I think that is more important then camera trickery or bullshit. This is the true meaning of bootleg. I never intended to release this show for a dvd but when you see it you will see why I did.

One show all the way through…

I am not sure if I will ever do a dvd again so that is why I have packed it with almost everything worth seeing.

To everyone over the years who have helped me I thank you.

To everyone who says there is no market for this kind of comedy you are wrong.

To everyone that held me back thanks for the fuel.

Darren

Ottawa October 2005 59 Minutes

Burger king

LCBO

Insurance

Video games

Over Marketing

Job Titles

Married Life

Legalization

Chips

Human Sexuality

Friends

Keith

Big Headed Baby

Gretzky

BlockBuster

Gotti

Brad and Jennifer

Kraft

Sept 11

Gum In The Ass

The Day The Racoon Stole The Laughter

Ricki Lake

Bonus Features: Disc One

Rivoli Bedsheets: Toronto February 2006: a short set performed at the alternative venue in toronto

Too Far: What happens when the corwd worries what others think around them

Minute of Anger: February 2006: Kind of redundant sicne disc two has this on it but the crowd reaction is priceless

Whatever: Short Film (see proof section for more details)

Bonus Features: Disc 2

Additional Standup: Mississauga May 2006 Headline set, Tv Sets, Nasty show

Rock Videos: All my Headstones stuff including the hard to find EPK

Short Films: Beer.com, Leather Chef, Sketches

Commercials, Acting Demo Reel, and GutterBall Alley

That is over three hours of funny..well that is subjective…that is over three hours of creepy.

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AUDIO CD:

LIVE KINGSTON 53 MINUTES

$11.00 (includes shipping to anywhere… I mean anywhere)

That is right folks hear me rip a new asshole for almost an hour to a bunch of gordies hammered out of their heads. 17 tracks which included classic stories such as:

The Day The Racoon Stole the Laughter

Gum In The Ass

Wayne Gretzky

Wacky Wacky Crowd Interaction

And many many more

I also have a money back guarantee if you buy it and don’t like it, give the cd away and I will return your money.

Backstory:

Many people have asked me to make a CD over the years. The problem I always faced was… do I get a set where my material is killing from start to finish, or do I do one where I am freaking out. What I ended up with is a combination of both. The CD is one show, no fooling with the tracks or audience response at all. If the crowd loved a joke they did if they didn’t well you get it. It captures the energy and spirit of what can happen on the road. It is not all love and roses.

I was doing a weekend and it was a Saturday second show with a rowdy crowd. I was going on last and I hit the stage at around midnight. This show can be the kiss of death. So I recorded the set with my digital camera just for posterity. I have been accused in the past of freaking out for no reason so I began taping sets for proof. If a crowd goes too far then I can go too far and it is all on tape. No agent or booker can complain to me when I can supply a tape. So this CD is just that…proof of a crowd that is too hammered and some people are grooving to me and some not.

The sound is good but not amazing. It is a bootleg in style. That is also why I am not charging a huge amount for them. Other comics charge 20 bucks for their comedy CDs. Although I am proud of the cd, I cannot bring myself to gauge people. If you like the site you will like the cd I am sure.

The Following are audio clips taken directly from the cd…I hope you enjoy.

Track 02 Sample  

Track 08 Sample